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Joke of the Day

"I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me."

"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"

"What do fat people feel? Hunger mostly..."

"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"

"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"

"My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. I told him he's probably quite unliterate."

"Woman 1 - Your husband now comes home early. How has this happened? Woman 2 - I've simply told him sex will start exactly at 9 PM, with or without him."

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? A small medium at large."