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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles? The *kegel*-er elves."

"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"

"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."

"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"

"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"

"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""

"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."

"I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food"

"What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? You get Insta-Gram"

"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."