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Joke of the Day
"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"
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"Bruce Willis... Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies. Because, you know what they say about old habits..."
"I asked for a chemistry joke, and he responded with this. [x-post from r/dadjokes] What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste."
"My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it."
"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail"
"Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"If I had known I was going to have this much shit to do at work today I wouldn't have come in sober"
"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."
"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."