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Joke of the Day
"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."
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"*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!"
"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."
"Just finished typing this tweet."