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Joke of the Day
"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"
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"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegtable? Putting her back in the wheel chair..."
"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."
"I haven't jerked off in almost a month I guess you can say I haven't been feeling myself lately"
"7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says ""I saw your peanut."" He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation."
"down vote this do it"
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"
"Some days I want to leave everything and just run away with him. Other days I want to own 3 baby dragons and be fireproof and naked."