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Joke of the Day

"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"

"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."

"An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog."

"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."

"Do mermaids clean the sea or how does that work?"

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."

"What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming."

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 had some PCP and was going ape shit!"

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."