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Joke of the Day
"Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? You might have Wham!nesia..."
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"I like the pink cans of mace because looking adorable while preventing rape is very important to me."
"Tornado warnings outside. Good thing I got drunk enough to fight a tornado or else we'd be screwed."
"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."
"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."
"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."
"Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle? Only women get a ""SUBMIT"" button."
"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"
"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."
"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"