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Joke of the Day

"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck"" Fire truck!"

"[2015 Bird Awards] AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN (Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)"

"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."

"I ate a salad today and it contained both eggs and chicken I didn't know where to start."

"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"

"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"Doctor Doctor I've got bad teeth foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!"

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"Dad can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"