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Joke of the Day
"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"
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"[Interview] Why do you want this job? Me: *opens briefcase* I don't. *pulls out Snickers* I just wanted to eat this without my kids around"
"I like my.... I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**"
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"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."
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