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Joke of the Day
"I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora."
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"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""
"Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight? Sir Cumference."
"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"
"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."
"Morning is like someone constantly whispering ""fuck you"" into your ear."
"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."
"Somebody was trying to break into my house last night, so I rang the police... But Sting said he was busy and suggested I ring the actual police."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture"
"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."