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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."
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"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."
"No matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)"
"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."
"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."
"You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream."
"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."
"If you are what you eat then I'm a cannibal. Ba dum tsh"
"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."
"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."