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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."

"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."

"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."

"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."

"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."

"What do you call a Canadian Muslim? A Mooselim!!"

"Caught myself yelling ""FUCK YOU"" to my burrito for dripping on pants, feet & bed, if you were wondering who's raising the next generation."

"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""

"These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant."