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Joke of the Day

"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."

"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"

"My sex life is like a Wild West saloon... Liquor in the front, poker in the rear"

"Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some."

"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."

"What do you call a pair of sadomasochists who break up as soon as the going gets tough? Fair leather friends"

"if Donald trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives? America"

"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""

"Movember just reminds me that i inherited the inability to grow proper facial hair from my father... why couldn't i be more like my mom?"