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Joke of the Day
"It's better to be the first lover than a third wife."
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"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"
"Note to self: Next time your migraine specialist asks ""How's your head?"" Don't reply with ""No man has ever complained."""
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"I miss Steve Irwin But the stingray didnt."
"I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it. He's such a Contrarian."
"What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out."
"""27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead"" - Journalism"
"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"
"STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU... YOU... EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!"