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Joke of the Day

"I miss Steve Irwin But the stingray didnt."

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"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"
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"""Hey! I don't remember all those CGI space-dudes at the reception!""--George Lucas's wife re-watching their old wedding vids."
"I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs."
"If you are American in living room, what are you in the bathroom? European."
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"I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle."