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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend from Armenia who disagrees with everything I say just for the heck of it. He's such a Contrarian."

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you"

"So doctor how much time do I have left? 10... 10 what? 9, 8...."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? Come in. -Come in who? ( )"

"Love songs are liars."

"I hate being bi-polar It's awesome"

"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."

"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"

"This girl told me that she wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on Earth. If I was the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a choice in the matter."

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""