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Joke of the Day

"Note to self: Next time your migraine specialist asks ""How's your head?"" Don't reply with ""No man has ever complained."""

"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."

"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? they are filled with Arab semen."

"I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep."

"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"

"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"

"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."

"Can you repeat the part after ""Listen very carefully""?"