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Joke of the Day

"I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho."

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"

"Redneck joke If'n you and your wife get divorced, and still agree to be cousins, you might be a redneck."

"Why do people keep picking on fat people? They've got enough on their plates."

"""Serving size: half sandwich."" Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers? I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."

"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"So a neutrino walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Can I get you a drink?"" Neutrino: ""No thanks, just passing through."""