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Joke of the Day

"if a gay man inquires about something.... Is it a queery?"

"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"

"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."

"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln."

"The only requirement to work at Hot Topic is the manager has to be able to shove a softball through your ear gauges."