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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac guac"
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"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""
"How do trees browse the internet? They log in."
"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"
"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."
"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."
"What's the capital of Greece? About 15 cents."
"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."