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Joke of the Day
"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."
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"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"
"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"
"Why can't Daredevil drive a car? Because he's from New York."
"I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, ""I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."""
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"My wife saw a psychic and found out I was cheating That's the last time I banged a psychic"
"How does the rabbi make his tea? He-brews it"
"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"
"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"