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Joke of the Day
"Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know."
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"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"
"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."
"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."
"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"
"Buy your kids a tortoise. Then when you're elderly, they'll already have 40 years' experience feeding & loving something that barely moves"
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"
"When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up? This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt."
"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."
"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"