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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three? There's no tres-passing!"

"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""

"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."

"What's the length of the world's smalest possible sea creature A PLANCKton unit"

"What's the best thing about being a meth head? 1 sleep until Christmas."

"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"

"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."

"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"