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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."

"Woman walks around claiming to be a flute. Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!"

"There once was a man named Dave... He kept a dead whore in a cave, she was missing a tit and she smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!"

"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."

"Whenever I get called into my boss's office, my entire Facebook career flashes before my eyes."

"It was raining... The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, ""These are The Times that dry men's soles."""

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"An officer pulled me over for driving erratically, but it was because some bees had gotten into my car. He must have thought I was buzzed."

"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""