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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet."
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"Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me: I didn't do... Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody Me: These are my regular clothes"
"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"
"What do Pink Floyd, Dale Earnhardt, and Donald Trump have in common? The wall."
"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."
"I don't take a duece I make gold like a Lannister."
"TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived. He was wrist strained."
"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."
"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."