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Joke of the Day

"Every year, falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks, but the families of the shark victims are less embarrassed."

"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"

"How do chinese people name their childre n? They throw a toaster down the stairs. *I realize this is old but I don't know how many people have heard it, so just spreading the joke*"

"My family is very poor. If I don't wakeup with a boner on Christmas morning I won't have anything to play with."

"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."

"How do fish get high? Seaweed"

"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"

"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""

"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"