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Joke of the Day

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea."

"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."

"We should all be as confident as those tiny, always-shaking dogs that aren't afraid to bark at things 50 times their size."

"Pretty sure the ""FINISH HIM"" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date."

"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."

"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""

"Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!"

"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."