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Joke of the Day
"My last job was circumcising elephants The pay wasn't great but the tips were huge."
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"What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork."
"Damn girl are you a planet? Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night."
"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."
"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"
"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
"What is the definition of disgusting? Putting 7 oysters up your girlfriend and sucking out 8"
"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"
"[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL"
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."