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Joke of the Day
"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"
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"What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"Jokes that nerds tell I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time. Got any more"
"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."
"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."
"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"
"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"
"What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can hear a hormone..."
"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."