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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."

"Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He bombed on stage."

"In life, as in sex, my personal preference has always been to ignore the asshole"

"Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"

"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."

"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."