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Joke of the Day
"What do Yoda's sheep say? Dey go baa."
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"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"[NSFW]What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"When I claimed I could post the funniest joke ever on reddit, everyone laughed at me. They're not laughing now."
"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"
"a Guy walks down an American street. He sees a policeman and wave. Later the same day the police explain to the press: ''It was self-defence, he had a gun in his hand somewhere''"
"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"
"Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!"
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."