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Joke of the Day

"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"

"I put the ""arse"" in ""arsenic"". I also put the ""arsenic"" in your ""morning coffee"". Revenge is best served with a donut."

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."

"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."

"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."

"2 pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a 12-year-old girl runs by... One turns to the other and says, ""Man, I bet she used to be really hot!"""

"Why are they called The Fine Bros? Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a plank."