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Joke of the Day
"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"
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"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"
"What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin."
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"
"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."
"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."
"Taken 5: has anyone seen my doggie?"
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"
"How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it."