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Joke of the Day
"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."
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"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"
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"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."
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"I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically."
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"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A blowjob, because you can't beat a blowjob."
"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"