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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"

"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"

"""Let me ax you something."" - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist."

"'Weeds' is a gateway show... ...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'."

"When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff."

"What did the Korean family call their dog? Stu"

"Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks? He loved his times tables."

"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."