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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"
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"I saw a man sitting on a curb looking down on his luck so I gave him a dollar he gave it back and said "" I'm not homeless, I'm married """
"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"
"What type of train gets fat? A chew chew train..."
"Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too all year round."
"My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog."
"What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and major brain surgery? One is a free bottle in front of me, the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"
"Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution"
"[Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married"