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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"
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"What's the difference between a Jewish kid and an American kid? (Going to hell for this one...) The American kid comes back from camp."
"How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head."
"Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy."
"I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone."
"There's no police in Canda... If your car is faster than a moose"
"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"
"""You may now kiss the bride"" Wow this is the happiest day of- *dad flies by in hot air ballon* QUEEERR *throws football at my head*"