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Joke of the Day
"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"
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"INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if... wat if water was mor like sandwich"
"I'm not a recluse, I'm just playing hard to get with society."
"What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? The Right Hand Rule."
"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."
"I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. ..do she rolled up her sleeve."
"TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit hehe"
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."
"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."