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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"
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"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"They say if you love something you should let it go, but I don't think this pastrami sandwich will come back to me, so I'm just eating it."
"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"
"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"
"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."
"A horse walks into a bar... Bartender: why the long face???"
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"