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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"
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"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"
"What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?"
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"
"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"
"Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts."
"no soap, radio."
"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."