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Joke of the Day

"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."

"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."

"I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit."

"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."

"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""

"TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?"

"According to math, I'm broke"

"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."