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Joke of the Day
"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."
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"When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)"
"Lust. Love. Marriage. LUST: Tearing her panties off. LOVE: Sliding them down, gently. MARRIAGE: Folding them regularly."
"*checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something."
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"
"Dead Baby Joke Whats the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You Can't fuck a rock"
"Two people who like the same things will be good friends but two people who hate the same things will be best friends"
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie."
"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"