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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"
"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"
"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"
"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."
"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"
"There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat."
"I wrote a poem too. I sneeze. You sneeze. She sneezes. He sneezes. They sneeze. We sneeze. Now I know it's not a very original poem, but it's pretty sick."
"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."