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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree"
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"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."
"When a necrophiliac goes to a funeral... He gets mourning wood."
"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."
"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."
"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like."
"Why is it called a funny bone? Because its humerus!"
"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."
"nudist camp for intellectuals 2 people at a nudist camp for intellectuals, one says to the other ""have you read Marx?"" The 2nd say ""yes, because of these wicker chairs"""