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Joke of the Day
"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"
"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
"I tried kombucha for the first time the other day. It made me feel very cultured."
"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."
"I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used"
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"
"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."
"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."