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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To let him get a word in."
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"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
"When it comes to my diet, I don't do cheat days I do cheat years."
"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"
"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."
"Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby Our mission is to find this woman and stop her."
"Shit old people Google: 1. Dubstep 2. Skrillrex 3. Hashtag 4. DTF 5. Steampunk 6. Pinterest 7. Linsanity 8. Scarlett Johansson naked"
"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."