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Joke of the Day

"Shit old people Google: 1. Dubstep 2. Skrillrex 3. Hashtag 4. DTF 5. Steampunk 6. Pinterest 7. Linsanity 8. Scarlett Johansson naked"

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad."

"How long is a submarine? No, How Long is a Chinaman."

"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"

"I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents"

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"