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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to my diet, I don't do cheat days I do cheat years."
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil."
"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."
"Are you guys alright? No you are all left."
"Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face."
"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"
"Simple. An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"I'm tired of people saying I sit too much and I will not stand for it"