12028

Joke of the Day

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"Ebola seems pretty serious I think I might take one more flinstone vitamin in the morning from now on."

"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."

"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"

"I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice."

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? feminism."

"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"

"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."