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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? feminism."
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"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"
"Who is the scientist's favorite zombie? The schrodinger cat."
"May he without sin cast the first stone [Everybody picks up rocks] Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin [Everybody puts rocks back down]"
"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"
"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""
"Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers."
"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."