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Joke of the Day

"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."

"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."

"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"

"Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog"

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."

"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"

"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."

"What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle I'm so sorry"