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Joke of the Day

"What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit? IT'S R/AWW!!"

"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."

"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."

"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."

"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"

"Have a friend who takes pics of her food and then goes to the restroom to delete them all. Instagramorexia Nervosa."

"Why didn't Hitler get an A on the math exam? He didn't complete the final solution. I wrote that in my sleep."

"""I'd tap that."" ~tap dancer, about a song he really likes"

"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"

"Next time someone texts you to say ""call me""... Call them to say ""text me"". And just hang up."