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Joke of the Day
"What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit? IT'S R/AWW!!"
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."
"My younger dog can go to sleep in about 4 seconds. The older one takes about 6 because she's got more shit to worry about, I guess."
"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."
"Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males"
"What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"
"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves!! just kidding....I don't know what he got....he hasn't opened it yet"
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"If the Narwhal Bacons at Midnight... Does the Unicorn Potato at Noon?"