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Joke of the Day

"America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real."

"- What's your cell phone? - iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that."

"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."

"A Frenchman walls into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says, ""Where'd you get that?"" The parrot says, ""In France. They're everywhere!"""

"[Request] Anyone know how the 'ten inch pianist' joke goes? I've seen it referenced as a punchline but never heard the actual joke."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"

"Joke 3 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell? Princess Aurorasaurus"

"Cashier: how old r u? Me:*holding beer nervously* uuh 21 Cashier:*shaking his head sadly as he pulls Trix out of my cart* Trix are for kids."