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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."

"What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!"

"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."

"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."

"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."

"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."

"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."

"I'm only human. And like all humans, I'm a fucking asshole."