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Joke of the Day

"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"

"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"

"The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn't there I just take a nap til one shows up."

"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."

"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."

"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"

"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."

"Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag."