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Joke of the Day

"What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!"

"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."

"What car is it best to grow grass on? K-K-K-Kia"

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."

"BEST SHORT JOKE you know about YOUR OWN RACE Hear the one about Ku Klux Kinevil? He tried to jump 50 Negros with a steam roller."

"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."

"Every time I go for a run I think ""why am I even doing this?"" Then I look back and see all the cops chasing me and it's like ""oh yeah, duh."""

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"

"The Unemployed Engineer"