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Joke of the Day
"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."
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"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."
"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"
"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"They found a mysterious hole in the fence of our local nudist colony. The police are looking into it."
"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""
"I put some condoms down at the till and the cashier smiled. ""Getting lucky tonight?"" she asked. I said, ""If I'm really getting lucky, I won't be needing them."""
"A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it"
"What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common? They both like a tight seal."