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Joke of the Day
"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """
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"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."
"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"
" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while."
"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"
"My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God."
"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "
"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"
"Blonde joke ""Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?"" ""Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"""